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b10947 2 1 year 7 months ago

It's hard to have a lot of rage at a game that is essentially a cross between a "Create your own dollhouse" sim and a mildly unsavory personal soap opera fantasy starring whomever you want. But there actually are a few things in the game that can trigger a sequence of events that will cause your game to spiral into a pit of despair that will only end with one or all your sims dying a horrible, violent death before you rage quit.


#1 - WTF Pathing Errors?!?!?111?
How frigging hard is it to go around another person? My sim house has to be modelled after the freaking Winchester Mystery House just so there are enough doors, halls and stairs for the Sims to walk to the bathroom before pissing themselves. Because if they piss themselves they will instantly plunge into...

#2 - WTF Suicidual Depression?!
Yes, if your sims will immediately weep in shame, curl into a ball and all happiness evaporates from them immediately just because they wee'd themselves. Now you think a nice shower and change of clothes would fix this, but no, you need to actually make them do things that will increase their happiness because if not....

#3 - WTF Sad Clown?!
Yes, if your sims are sad for long enough, the Sad Clown will visit your house and torture your sim with lame clown tricks until your sim does nothing but cry endlessly. There is no way to get rid of the clown except to burn him. Burn him dead. But once you get a taste for that...

#4 - WTF END GAME
You will want to kill all your sims. For their insolence, their insubordination, their AI pathing and endless weeping. There is no redemption for them and their inexplicitly sub-100 IQ actions. You will kill all but one of your sims with bizarre and inhumane methods then lure your neighbors over and invite them into your pool so you can remove the ladder out and watch them as they swim themselves to death before killing the final sim. RIP.

And now you are left with a perfectly good dollhouse. But that isn't really a game, is it?